Disney’s gritty live-action reboots are ruining my childhood!

I mean, what were they even thinking when they hired Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails to provide the score:

Obviously, this mashup is a fake, one that was inspired by a throwaway line in my stand-up about how the man who wrote those lyrics has also won an academy award for best music.

But not for that song, obviously - it wasn’t a deleted scene from The Lion King.

Boom Boom!

Though, as he has noted himself, he has won a Grammy for a song with the phrase “fist-f*ck”, so there’s that.